Hey ladies.. and males... I somehow finally had a brain kick and got inspired to create a blog (why?) nobody knows. well actually, it's usually to up the status/rank for a modern student's life, a bit like that of Instagram, Twitter, Facebook etc to prove the 'oh holy, it's her, that one who does the 100% trendy class online stuff hahah brilliant' and the 'HAVE YOU SEEN HER PORRIDGE SHE HAD IN DALSTON? WOW SO OATY' status that gets weaved around the place - a bit like your nan's cardigan.
An intro to this would be to tell you that it's going to contain musings that I proceed to collect over these hip happening times (hip happening is a thing now & i'm single-handedly bringing it back, planning to put it onto those GEEK tees written lovingly across the tit area.) although it would actually up the fun if people could also shout the words direct in front of my face, Brian Blessed style. This is likely to include such musings as reviews, outfits, clothes that I dance in and adventures.
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Got hooked into doing the 'Dalston breakfast' at the gorgeous White Rabbit (is a complete hidden gem - top notch) http://londonliving.at/bradbury-streets-white-rabbit-a-hidden-dalston-gem/. Although walking about Dalston, there is a definite penchant for the white walls/'let's put some kale on oxfam crockery' cafes. Highlights of the day include a £20 frittata (IT'S EGGS.) and taking note of a total 15 juju jelly shoes - pure class.
The music was fab, nothing tops my mood than funk and soul on a morning - note that Marvin Gaye is wonderful with OJ.
Not least the gorgeous food - shared between us was a veggie full english and porridge. Both full of the gillian mckeith shit and no doubt destined to make me look and feel like Sienna Miller.
Not least the gorgeous food - shared between us was a veggie full english and porridge. Both full of the gillian mckeith shit and no doubt destined to make me look and feel like Sienna Miller.

and yes, I will include a picture of my Dalston Porridge because
a)It cost £7 (IT'S OATS)
b)If I can see it, then i can taste it (therefore getting my seven quid's worth)
and as the majority of my mates proceed to tell me that this summer they 'SAW THE EMPIRE STATE!!!!! WOW!!!!' I will simply reply 'yes, but have you seen 15 juju jello shoes in one morning, FIFTEEN? and as they weep with a no, it is then that I will seize my chance to laugh in their face and walk away with justifiable sweet style and pure pride.
Constance Moon xxx
Ps. Gabriel Bruce's performance reduced me to tears on Jools this week, wonderful.
Thank you. The blog posts will get better from here, I promise.
Ps. Gabriel Bruce's performance reduced me to tears on Jools this week, wonderful.
Thank you. The blog posts will get better from here, I promise.





